Two steps forward, but always behind the pack...

If I always had a camera behind my head, I'd probably get a lot more done in life. I'm incredibly indecisive about what I say, and what I do. Another solution to this problem would be to just bubble wrap everything in town, besides my house that I'm so familiar with :| Really though, it's not so much that it becomes apparent to people, but I do get very surprised looks when I react to a situation so quickly. For instance, when I worked at Pizza Hut, I'd see someone attempting to balance a few too many dishes, walk somewhere near me, and I hear the slight grind of a plate against a glass, and know(from my far peripheral)that a glass is about to shatter. So, as I stop the terrible would-be accident from happening, I gain a bit more notoriety for someone with incredibly fast reflexes. Then the next day, I'm feeling a bit down, so I'm not as peripherally aware, and get hit in the face with a ball of dough. Ha, ha, ha... Then I get jaw dropping stares because I was expected to have seen that coming, because of my prior "stunts". I might not be painting very clear pictures here, but, this is all in good fun, no malice, so laugh it up :)